Author name: somebody

Hello, I’m Somebody! Besides having a cool username, I’m into 80s & 90s computers. A disaster on the pinball table. And I love listening to Hatsune Mi.... I mean heavy metal, yeah, that’s it.

Metal Slug X review

Metal Slug X is a remaster of the second game of the series that introduces a few new guns and enemies. Metal Slug is well known for it’s action packed 2D run and gun gameplay which X further improves upon over the original. It is a far sillier game than the original and introduces outlandish […]

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Insanity’s Blade review

Insanity’s Blade is a 2D Action game centered around Thurstan in his quest for revenge against a demon that slaughtered his entire village and his family. It has quite a strong opening and you are thrust into a village up in flames and citizens are desperately running for their lives before you even start to

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Goat Simulator review

Goat Simulator is an open world sandbox in the truest since of the word. There are no objectives, no story and not even the possibility of death. Just you and three large maps to explore and cause havoc in. As the name implies you play as a goat that escaped from it’s pen. He is

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They Breathe review

They Breathe is a strange game that can not be categorized into any genre. You play as a frog that jumps into a body of water. Not sure if it is a pond or what. Your goal is to save as many drowning frogs as you can by pushing them into air bubbles until they

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Doom review

The Ultimate Doom is a re-release of the original Doom and features an entirely new episode on top of the three that were previously available. In addition it know supports modern controls of “wasd” and mouse support, though you are still unable to look vertically like in the original. It is the spiritual successor to

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Spermination review

Spermination is a First Person Racing game that feels very similar to Space Sim genre as you can add lasers, ion cannons and thrusters to your sperm. You start off with a rather weak laser, no armor and a sub-par engine but by collecting floating money icons as you race through either the mouth or

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