Author name: somebody

Hello, I’m Somebody! Besides having a cool username, I’m into 80s & 90s computers. A disaster on the pinball table. And I love listening to Hatsune Mi.... I mean heavy metal, yeah, that’s it.

Call of Duty review

Call of Duty is a first person shooter set in World War 2. We start off as a simple American rookie in boot camp where we are taught the basics of crawling, shooting and reloading. Before you know it you are sent right to the heat of battle and left to fend for yourself as […]

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Wolfenstein 3D review

Wolfenstein 3D is one of the earliest 3D FPS games ever made. You play as BJ Blazkowicz who is trapped in a Nazi prison and must escape through maze like environments. Through some unexplained reason he starts off with a pistol, which is fine considering the story is barely existent. This Steam version features the

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Hatred review

Hatred is a Twin stick shooter in which we take on the role of a mass murder, in his mission to “cleanse the world” from humanity. To accomplish this he, well actually he has no plan whatsoever and just goes from area to area, killing random people by the droves. As you may imagine this

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El Matador review

El Matador is a Third Person shooter set in Colombia and centered around taking down a powerful cartel know as La Valedora. You play as a DEA special agent called Victor who quickly earns the nickname “El Matador” due to his effectiveness and ruthlessness on the field. Victor is more of an executioner than anything

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Balls of Steel review

Balls of Steel is a collection of five pinball tables that all feature their own unique theme. Only of of them has Duke Nukem in it however. The rest feature generic characters like scientists, police officers and barbarians. All of them are pretty solid tables and surprisingly still look decent visually. One serious glitch I

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Flix the Flea review

Flix the Flea is a two button platformer where we play as some kind of mutant flea that snuck on-board into a space shuttle and is brought to space. If you were to skip the opening you would have no way of knowing you are in space as there are pterodactyls, bats and even trees.

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