Author name: somebody

Hello, I’m Somebody! Besides having a cool username, I’m into 80s & 90s computers. A disaster on the pinball table. And I love listening to Hatsune Mi.... I mean heavy metal, yeah, that’s it.

Quake review

Quake is a first person shooter that has you traveling through four different dimensions in search of runes that will allow you to fight the main villain. That is pretty much all the story you get and it is up to you to reach the end of each level until you retrieve a rune and […]

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Roundabout review

Roundabout is a strange game in where you take control of a spinning limousine and must try to take customers to their destination without the both of you dying in a fiery explosion. That is easier said than done, as the city of Roundabout is filled with people equally as crazy as you and will

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Mushihimesama review

Mushihimesama is a vertical Bullet Hell in where you play as a girl riding a giant beetle and shooting other giant bugs into oblivion. The reason why is explained at the end of the game but even then you will be left confused as to what happened and be left feeling like you just walked

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Retro/Grade review

Retro/Grade is a rhythm game designed to appear like a Shoot ’em Up played in reverse. You will be retrieving bullets and missiles that you have fired, missing these will cause the time-line to become damaged and missing enough of them will result in a game over. It is a neat idea and you will

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Kingdom review

Kingdom is a procedurally generated, 2D city builder game in where you take control of either a king or a queen, on their quest to build a kingdom that can withstand the relentless creatures that awaken at night. Whether you are a boy or a girl is random though you can roll a new appearance

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Singularity review

Singularity is a FPS game that takes place in a small Russian controlled island, where they conduct dangerous experiments involving a new element called E-99. This is triggered by their fear of America’s knowledge of Atomic Energy and in that island they found an element that greatly surpasses that power. The problems arise due to

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NotGTAV review

NotGTAV is pretty much Snake if made by a team with no talent but decent humor. If you are not familiar with Snake well the point of it is to collect pieces to grow larger and avoid crashing into your own body. In this game your body is made of hobos, animals and other odd

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Broforce review

Broforce is a 2D Run and Gun game where you are tasked with bringing freedom to the entire world. At least that is what they claim we are doing, as we blow enemy hideouts to smithereens and fly off into the sunset. To accomplish this we are given control of “Bros” which are all parody

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