Author name: somebody

Hello, I’m Somebody! Besides having a cool username, I’m into 80s & 90s computers. A disaster on the pinball table. And I love listening to Hatsune Mi.... I mean heavy metal, yeah, that’s it.

Pink Rage Otome review

Pink Rage Otome is a bizarre Visual Novel where we play as a suitably odd teenager named Horror. Our first interaction with her and the title itself is seeing her futile attempts at counting sheep in order to fall asleep on the school’s rooftop before being bothered by some sudden noise. Opening her eyes, Horror

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Dino D-Day review

Dino D-Day is an FPS game that is set in an alternate world where Hitler had dinosaurs under his command and was using them to great effect to fight off the Allies. That’s essentially all there is to the story, not that anyone would be asking for explanations when you could play as a T-Rex

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Dino Dday

Dragonia (R18+) review

Dragonia is a top-down Shmup in where we take control of Feeney in her quest to “purify” all evil dragons that are wrecking havoc in her lands. Aided by a Witch, we are given guidance to each of the seven areas to reclaim the territories from the Evil Dragons that have made them their domain.

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Dragonia

Serious Sam 2 review

Serious Sam 2 is a First Person Shooter and often seen by many fans of the series as the black sheep of the franchise due to how massively different it is from prior games. In the first three minutes alone you’ll see a village of Smurfs, proceed to fight space marines right out of Halo

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Serious Sam 2

Hell Girls review

Hell Girls is a Match 3 like puzzle game where you take control of one of three angels in their quest to halt the demon invasion. Each of the girls are aligned to one element, them being fire, lightning, and ice with all of them playing significantly different from one another. All three are at

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Hell Girls

Pokemon Edge Rising review

Pokemon Edge Rising is a standalone mod that takes the usual Pokemon formula and shapes it into something quite unique with its dark sense of humor. Right from the start, you are greeted with the song “The Sound of Silence” and are introduced to Dr. Kao who explains the game’s mechanics alongside the futilely of

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Pokemon Edge Rising

Super Castlevania IV review

Super Castlevania 4 is a 2D Action Platformer that has us on a quest to hunt down the newly resurrected prince of darkness yet again. We play as Simon Belmont, vampire hunter extraordinaire wielding the series’ iconic whip. He introduces far greater control over the whip as we can now strike in eight directions and

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Super Castlevania IV

Dead Effect review

Dead Effect is a First Person Shooter that has you surviving a zombie infestation abroad a spacecraft. It was originally a smartphone game later ported on to the PC. Starting off you are given the option to play as either a male or female. It is an entirely aesthetic choice as both have the same

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Dead Effect