Author name: somebody

Hello, I’m Somebody! Besides having a cool username, I’m into 80s & 90s computers. A disaster on the pinball table. And I love listening to Hatsune Mi.... I mean heavy metal, yeah, that’s it.

John Christian Review

John Christian is a 3D Action Platformer that finds a young man becoming a warrior of God after praying for his brother’s soul. It turns out that his brother is in hell for being a dirty sinner, and God sets John on a quest through the seven layers to save souls. Or maybe the game […]

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Tanuki Sunset Review

Tanuki Sunset is an arcade-styled downhill long-boarding game where we play as a raccoon on a mission to find himself on the front of a sports magazine. To put the genre in more layman terms, we basically take control of a longer version of a skateboard while zooming down winding streets. Right from the beginning,

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Syakuga (R18+) Review

Syakuga is a 2D Action game that is a love letter to the iconic Splatterhouse series. There are many similarities between the two, to the point that this could be a re-imagining of Splatterhouse 1. We play as a legally distinct pink-masked antihero who has found himself dying and crawling through a barren landscape. After

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Sinisistar (R18+) Review

Sinisistar is a 2D Action title in which we play as Raniane, a sister of the cloth sent to deal with a monstrous incursion. Whether they knew just what they were sending her into is questionable. This threat is far beyond demons, orcs, or any other of your conventional fantasy threats. Our foe here is

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