Author name: somebody

Hello, I’m Somebody! Besides having a cool username, I’m into 80s & 90s computers. A disaster on the pinball table. And I love listening to Hatsune Mi.... I mean heavy metal, yeah, that’s it.

Bedlam review

Bedlam is a First Person Shooter centered on Heather Quinn as she finds herself trapped inside of a video game and yearns to escape. The first game she finds herself in is a Quake-like arena shooter where she has the form of an alien race that look very similar to the Strogg. Bedlam focuses mainly […]

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Bedlam

Duke Nukem 2 review

Duke Nukem 2 is an Action Platformer originally released in 1993 and puts us in the shoes of Duke Nukem himself, as he once again faces a world-threatening foe. While the last game had us facing off against a mad scientist with an army of robots at his disposal, this time around aliens want in

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Resident Evil 5 review

Resident Evil 5 is a Third Person Action game set in a fictional country in Africa named Kijuju. We take on the role of series veteran, Chris Redfield alongside his new partner Sheva Alomar as they are sent in to capture an extremely dangerous terrorist. Things immediately don’t bode well and the entire country is

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Resident Evil 5

Super Star (R18+) review

Super Star is a stat based Simulation game in where we take a “normal” girl that appeared out of thin air after playing a Hentai game and build her up into stardom. Yes, that girl as it turned out was the lead character of his H game with no more information given about that bizarre

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Super Star

Devour Them All review

Devour Them All is a title I’d hesitate to even call a game. It has an awesome 80’s neon-drenched art direction and a three button fighting system including, punch, guard, and kick but little else. This is as bare-bones as they come, having just a single enemy sprite to face off against that come in

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Devour Them All

Mr.President! review

Mr. President! is a 3D physics game in where we must save “President Rump” from any hazards he may encounter, be it a far-off sniper or a giant taco hurling down from the sky. Our journey begins inside of an empty room that contains nothing but a portrait of Rump and a single piece of

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