Author name: somebody

Hello, I’m Somebody! Besides having a cool username, I’m into 80s & 90s computers. A disaster on the pinball table. And I love listening to Hatsune Mi.... I mean heavy metal, yeah, that’s it.

Wulverblade review

Wulverblade is a 2D Beat ’em Up that takes place around 120 A.D with the empire of Rome seeking to take the entirety of Britannia. It is not with the well trained and powerful army of Rome that we’ll stand with however, it is with the barbaric tribes of the north as they do what […]

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Laser Lasso Ball review

Laser Lasso Ball is a bizarre title to try to identify into a specific genre, and at best can be described as an evolution of the classic Pong formula. We take control of a team of aliens pulled into a deathmatch arena and must smack a glowing orb into all of their opponents until none

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Laser Lasso Ball

Quake 2 review

Quake 2 is a First Person Shooter in where humanity finds itself fighting a losing war against a cybernetic alien race known as the Strogg and stage a last-ditch invasion on their homeworld in order to wipe them out. For those wondering what any of this has to do with the Lovecraftian plot of the

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Tacopocalypse review

Tacopocalypse is an odd game that doesn’t really fall into any one genre. It is an Arcade styled racing game like Crazy Taxi mixed together with the gameplay you’d expect from something like Jet Set Radio or Tony Hawk. Our goal is simple, deliver as many tacos as we can in the time we are

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Cthon review

Cthon is a First Person Shooter and a call back of sorts to the genre’s roots mixed with the rouge-lite craze of today. We play as one of three classes who finds themselves stuck on a remote and seemingly abandoned mining colony. To kick things off and begin exploring this station we must pick the

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Abzu review

Abzu is a Walking Simulator in where we play as an unnamed diver on a quest to restore nature to its former glory. There is not much more info on who or where you are since this title is designed as to piece together the story yourself and interpret it from your own views. Despite

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