Author name: somebody

Hello, I’m Somebody! Besides having a cool username, I’m into 80s & 90s computers. A disaster on the pinball table. And I love listening to Hatsune Mi.... I mean heavy metal, yeah, that’s it.

Hotdog Storm review

Hotdog Storm is a vertical Shmup that is oddly enough perfectly normal and doesn’t feature anything out of the ordinary like the name may imply. We control a blue fighter jet and must lay waste to everything that gets in our way. One of the mechanics that most sets this game apart is how easy

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Hotdog Storm

Master of Magic review

Master of Magic is a 4X game in where we take control of a wizard in his quest to become far more powerful than his peers, either through conquest or intensive study into his spellcrafting. It originally released in September 1994 to rather positive reception, albeit often panned for its plethora of bugs. They have

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Master of Magic

Survive Mr.Cube making its way to the Switch

The action-filled rougelite title ‘Surivive! Mr. Cube’ is set to release on Nintendo’s portable system come June 21. Developed and published by a small three-man Korean team, it has the player set out on a mission through various worlds, all in the hopes of returning to your newlywed spouse. In your travels, you’ll encounter many dangerous foes and

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Survive Mr Cube

Survive! Mr Cube review

Survive Mr Cube is an isometric hack & slash title with some rouge-lite elements tossed in for good measure. We start off plucked away from our new spouse after downing some pills a strange man offered us. As is bound to happen in those cases, we awake in the middle of the woods and instead

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Survive Mr Cube

Solar 2 review

Solar 2 is a Simulation type game in where we take control of an asteroid and are immediately given free rein to either leisurely explore the randomly generated galaxy or complete quests given to you by an unknown being. In the coldness of space, you will encounter other asteroids, planets which may or may not

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Solar 2

Agony review

Agony is a Walking Sim/Puzzle game that has us play as a damned soul that has been flung into hell. What you’ve done to get there or even who you are is completely a mystery, but the fact remains that we now find ourselves in a truly chilling version of hell. Without so much as a

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Agony