Author name: somebody

Hello, I’m Somebody! Besides having a cool username, I’m into 80s & 90s computers. A disaster on the pinball table. And I love listening to Hatsune Mi.... I mean heavy metal, yeah, that’s it.

Aster (R18+) Review

Aster is an adult-oriented reimagining of the iconic arcade game Asteroids. Instead of shooting for a high score, we are tasked with surviving all of the 38 stages on offer to take down the boss of the alien menace. There isn’t much of a story here, it focuses purely on the gameplay and throws us

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SexyHub (R18+) Review

SexyHub is in the developer’s words a reimagining of the famous adult-oriented Atari 2600 game known as “Beam ‘Em & Eat ‘Em”. For the younger readers out there, that title’s gameplay consisted of taking control of two women and trying to catch the semen of some random guy shooting his baby batter from the top

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