Author name: somebody

Hello, I’m Somebody! Besides having a cool username, I’m into 80s & 90s computers. A disaster on the pinball table. And I love listening to Hatsune Mi.... I mean heavy metal, yeah, that’s it.

Bee War (R18+) Review

Bee War is a 2D Action Platformer that takes place long after the original insect war and sees our people enslaved by the victors. We play as a nameless Queen Bee on a quest to see her hive free, even at the cost of standing alone against the enemy army. Our mission is the pummel […]

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Crossed Swords Review

Crossed Swords is a Third-Person Action game in where we play as a nameless knight out on a mission to destroy a demon lord that is wreaking havoc in his lands. We are given the choice to skip up to three chapters to get right into the thick of the action, though for newcomers, you

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Medal of Honor Review

Medal of Honor is a WW2 based FPS released exclusively for the Playstation at the tail end of 1999. It follows lieutenant Jimmy Patterson whose exceptional abilities landed him a place in the OSS to perform espionage/subterfuge type missions behind enemy lines. The entirety of our adventures will take place in Europe as we do

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Sperm Star (R18+) Review

Sperm-Star is an FPS game in where we are tasked to collect blue orbs scattered about each of the three levels. Our nameless protagonist will face considerable opposition from the all-female defense force. Luckily, he is armed with a weapon to surpass Metal Gear, his penis. That’s not even a joke, the flippin thing is

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